mysticdoughnut:

immaplatypus:

1-800gerardstone:

immaplatypus:

okay why strive for a relationship like harley quinn and the joker when there’s love like carl and ellie’s

Didn’t she die

well sure, but after like, the longest and happiest life together living out their own little adventures. they both lived really full lives, and they loved each other so much through every second of it

i’d say those are the ultimate relationship goals

“didn’t she die” breaking news. perfect relationships now grant you immortality

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Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

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piecesolvingapuzzle:

sonofkrabkrab:

piecesolvingapuzzle:

Y’all don’t want that pretty girl to stomp on you, you want a long and drawn out sword fight with flirty banter. Quit saying you want her to hit you with a truck, you want her to do The Thing where she gently lifts your chin with her sword while your heart pounds out of your chest and at the end when she has you pinned against the wall with her blade to your throat, you want a heartrending confession with hissed declarations of your undying affection and for her to finally throw her weapon to the side and pull you into a passionate yet tender kiss. Stop lying.

I think Op might be projecting a bit

You shut your mouth right this minute

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lesbiankiliel:

ekjohnston:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

serakosumosu:

kingco0pa:

heatandapathy:

kryptonians:

matt-ruins-your-shit:

queen-scribbles:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

monument-of-anxiety:

killedbyanacorn:

edromyheart:

All great suggestions 

This post gets better every time I see it

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

Mordor and Boromir’s “I am so done with you fucking idiots” facepalm has my vote.

I try not to judge people, but if they wasted the fuck on “They have a cave troll” and impeded the SOLID IMPLICATION in Sean Bean’s face and entire being, I’d be kinda sad.

My pick remains “Men are fucking weak”, obviously.

“I am no fucking man.”

eboyminegishi:

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